From the flagging summary:
It's difficult to tell what is being asked here. This question is ambiguous, vague, incomplete, overy broad, or rhetorical and cannot be reasonably answered in its current form.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to be overy excited about updating close reasons.
The Community Team and the developers are aware of this issue. I received word moments ago that it is being worked on. :)
...And it should be fixed now!