My current automagic comments are here http://pastebin.com/XHBkSRiy
###[A]Nothing but a URL (and isn't spam)
We really do prefer that answers contain content not pointers to content. Whilst this may theoretically answer the question, [it would be preferable](http://meta.stackexchange.com/q/8259) to include the essential parts of the answer here, and provide the link for reference.
###[A]Another user adding a 'Me too!'
This is an old question, if it's answers don't help you then please ask your own question by clicking the [Ask Question](http://$SITEURL$/questions/ask) button.
###[Q]Belongs on SU
Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it doesn't appear to relate to servers/networking or desktop infrastructure in a professional environment. It may be on topic for [Superuser](http://superuser.com) but please [search](http://superuser.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for.
###[Q]Belongs on SO
Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it appears to relate programming. It may be on topic for [StackOverflow](http://stackoverflow.com) but please [search](http://stackoverflow.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for.
###[Q]Belongs on AU
Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it doesn't appear to relate to servers/networking or desktop infrastructure in a professional environment. It may be on topic for [askubuntu](http://askubuntu.com) but please [search](http://askubuntu.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for.
###[Q]Belongs on U&L
Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it doesn't appear to relate to servers/networking or desktop infrastructure in a professional environment. It may be on topic for [U&L](http://unix.stackexchange.com/) but please [search](http://unix.stackexchange.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for.
###[Q]Belongs on SU | U&L
Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it doesn't appear to relate to servers/networking or desktop infrastructure in a professional environment. It may be on topic for [Superuser](http://superuser.com) but please [search](http://superuser.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for. It may also be on topic for [u&L](http://unix.stackexchange.com/) but again, please [search](http://unix.stackexchange.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for.
### Spammer
Please read our [faq] in particular [May I promote products or websites I am affiliated with here?](http://$SITEURL$/faq#promotion).
###[Q]More information required
Now's a great time to edit your question and provide as much detail as possible. If you aren't sure what to add, see [How can I ask better questions on $SITENAME$?](http://meta.serverfault.com/q/3608/126632) and [What have you tried?](http://www.whathaveyoutried.com/)
