ChrisS said [here][1] that y'all were looking for text for an "ask your vendor" close reason.  I'd like to propose:

> **Questioners must have required access to fix the problem.** 
> Some questions are more appropriately addressed to a vendor or to the
> party that manages the system in question.  Questions must be posted by
> someone with the appropriate access to obtain debug information and
> apply fixes.

It's a close reason I've wanted in the past.  

  [1]: http://meta.serverfault.com/questions/6714/remove-professional-close-reason