I'm currently going through [tag:windows] `closed:0 answers:0` and it's a [cesspool](https://serverfault.com/search?page=7&tab=newest&q=%5bwindows%5d%20answers%3a0%20closed%3a0). 

I'm answering what unloved, but salvageable questions that I can find, but I'm dumping *a lot* of bad questions in [VTC](http://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/161/server-fault-vote-to-close). If you have close votes, but don't normally hang out in VTC, can you **_please_** check on it from time-to-time over the next few days? I get the feeling that there's going to be a lot of junk showing up in there from this query.