Since Wesley hasn't bothered to make me a better one yet I'm still using my hackjob from **Two Years Ago**.

![enter image description here][1]

UPDATE: I (wesley) had a little trouble covering up the pre-existing hat, but think I did okay:

![enter image description here][2]

Update Deux: I don't want to discuss how I acquired the source image. Ever.

![No. Just no.][3]

Update Trois: This is less insane and facing the correct direction.
![enter image description here][4]


  [1]: https://i.sstatic.net/EarTT.jpg
  [2]: https://i.sstatic.net/GiXj7.jpg
  [3]: https://i.sstatic.net/95vVf.png
  [4]: https://i.sstatic.net/zdT36.png