The current "We are offline" screen on Server Fault when it is down is:

![enter image description here][1]

with it's lovely 1996 DateStmp's.

I think it's time to update the Windows BSOD on the page to something more appropriate for the times:

![enter image description here][2]

:)

  [1]: https://i.sstatic.net/TH1ME.png
  [2]: https://i.sstatic.net/oIcpZ.jpg