Along the same theme as the "hire a professional" answers, but phrased perhaps more agreeable:


> **Tech Support Request**  
>   
> ServerFault is a question and answer site for professional system and network administrators. It is specifically *not* a forum for primary tech support.

Not sure where to send the asker, though. Perhaps SF needs a "careers" subdomain like SO has where we can users who need to find a support professional.