<p>My current automagic comments are here <a href="http://pastebin.com/XHBkSRiy" rel="nofollow">http://pastebin.com/XHBkSRiy</a></p> <pre><code>###[A]Nothing but a URL (and isn't spam) We really do prefer that answers contain content not pointers to content. Whilst this may theoretically answer the question, [it would be preferable](http://meta.stackexchange.com/q/8259) to include the essential parts of the answer here, and provide the link for reference. ###[A]Another user adding a 'Me too!' This is an old question, if it's answers don't help you then please ask your own question by clicking the [Ask Question](http://$SITEURL$/questions/ask) button. ###[Q]Belongs on SU Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it doesn't appear to relate to servers/networking or desktop infrastructure in a professional environment. It may be on topic for [Superuser](http://superuser.com) but please [search](http://superuser.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for. ###[Q]Belongs on SO Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it appears to relate programming. It may be on topic for [StackOverflow](http://stackoverflow.com) but please [search](http://stackoverflow.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for. ###[Q]Belongs on AU Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it doesn't appear to relate to servers/networking or desktop infrastructure in a professional environment. It may be on topic for [askubuntu](http://askubuntu.com) but please [search](http://askubuntu.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for. ###[Q]Belongs on U&L Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it doesn't appear to relate to servers/networking or desktop infrastructure in a professional environment. It may be on topic for [U&L](http://unix.stackexchange.com/) but please [search](http://unix.stackexchange.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for. ###[Q]Belongs on SU | U&L Your question is off topic for Serverfault because it doesn't appear to relate to servers/networking or desktop infrastructure in a professional environment. It may be on topic for [Superuser](http://superuser.com) but please [search](http://superuser.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for. It may also be on topic for [u&L](http://unix.stackexchange.com/) but again, please [search](http://unix.stackexchange.com/search) their site for similar questions that may already have the answer you're looking for. ### Spammer Please read our [faq] in particular [May I promote products or websites I am affiliated with here?](http://$SITEURL$/faq#promotion). ###[Q]More information required Now's a great time to edit your question and provide as much detail as possible. If you aren't sure what to add, see [How can I ask better questions on $SITENAME$?](http://meta.serverfault.com/q/3608/126632) and [What have you tried?](http://www.whathaveyoutried.com/) </code></pre>