The correct spelling being "sammich"

I think it depends on the monitor as well. At a couple of my sites, I have #@$@ monitors, and the links are hard to see. They show up fine at home though. I do like the link style on Meta.SF though

It's amazing the amount of knowledge that is encompassed by the people that frequent the site. I wish I was a little better at absorbing it all.

That would be totally awesome.

@sysadmin Cool, hope you can make it out there.

And the discount code is here: blog.stackoverflow.com/2011/06/devdays-is-back

@sysadmin1138 This just came in: scalability.serverfault.com

@Mark I was only kidding... You have to a apply a "He's not really being serious" filter to about 90% of what I say :)

@Jason Plus, I'm not a fan of deleting questions unless they are absolutely shite. Closing and migrating should be fine.

@Mark, and yours is the hand we trust with the almighty Mod Hammer? Egads, I weep... :P

I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, much less what someone asked the day before.

@Mark I don't see that question as having been migrated from somewhere else, unless you see something I don't.

@AlexMiller That would be me. I'm game for DC.

Your comment made me giggle.

Also, we can't be expected to provide what basically amounts to hand-holding for things that in reality require an onsite paid consultant to figure out. That's way outside the scope of SF, not to mention what anyone can reasonably provide doing drive by refreshes during the workday.

I'm with Robert. I enjoy ESR, but he can be a bit much sometimes. Also, this assumes that the OP wants to take the time to better themselves. Frankly (and maybe this is my cranky jerk sysadmin coming out) I feel that if they couldn't take the time to string together a coherent thought and reasonable question for a problem that is obviously vexing to them (and possibly costing money), then they aren't going to take the time to go to another site to learn how to do it. In which case, I'm not going to be bothered trying to decipher their half-assed question.