But they're wrong, it's stupid, we're IT pro's we should talk in riddles and numbers all the time otherwise 'they' will figure out it's all very easy and fire us :)

Assimilate!!!! dunno, good point

If I eat bread too quickly while looking at serverfault I get really bad hiccups - maybe I'm in a sub-1%-group too and should just stop doing it :)

What if it's a FC switch, an IB switch, a voice switch etc.?

We have automated tools that spot this kind of behaviour, if you know of this occuring let us know and we can, and frequently do, act on it very seriously. We had a bunch of work collegues voting each others posts up, an email fixed the problem and they now add a lot to the site.

Ultimately it's just a flag, pretty much the smallest unit of currency on SE, if anyone is really that bothered about flag weight/rep/badges I'd suggest they take up a sport because the SE sites aren't a very 'just' world.

I imagine there is, it therefore would be less hard to just add as a mod tool page then.

It would be used as a search tool, not an auto-destroy button :)