I am a Computer Scientist, specializing in doing things in ways no one else has thought to or been able to manage. My motto is "analyze and improve", and I have a penchant for avoiding existing libraries in favor of rewriting the functions myself to run faster - it is honestly and truly my job to reinvent the wheel, where most scoff at this practice. To quote my second-in-command, "This is Science! We'll reinvent the wheel until it moves itself in all directions."