I am fine to leave my questions and answers, but I don't want my name associated with them or anything else on this site. Please answer my question about removing my name/account from this site.
I'm not sure why everyone thinks Mods can't delete users, but we most certainly can.
Simply fill in the form at https://serverfault.com/contact and select the "I need to delete my user profile" option. It will automatically populate the form with your profile URL
The Contact Us link at the bottom of each page takes you to a form. One of the options on the 'What can we help you with' drop down is what you want.