I hate PHP. I actually passionately hate PHP. I took it off my CV a few years ago for a reason.
There's also a lot of PHP questions that are turning up lately.
It certainly feels like 90% of these are duplicates of each other. php
I'm not sure of the best way to go about sifting through the pile, but I think it can be narrowed down into the following.
- Upgrading PHP
- XAMPP/WAMP/LAMP bundles (strictly offtopic anyway)
- Apache config problems (a bigger problem, and another story entirely)
- How-to do X Y Z in PHP (Belongs on SO (but I bet they don't want them either).
- Fatal error: Out of memory (allocated X) (tried to allocate Y bytes)
The Out of Memory ones are easy. Close as duplicate to the best answered question that just says "Ram is cheap".
If anyone asks "Where should we store sessions" the answer is "Memcached".